Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Whiskery Wisdom

Cats: most people either hate or love them. The haters contend that felines ruin furniture, kill song birds, and consider people their slaves. The lovers argue that cats control rodents, relieve stress, and cover up their own poops.
     I find my four“spoiled brats in fur suits” brimming with wisdom. Here are some insights I’ve learned from the devilish angels:
  • If you fight with the family cats, you won’t have energy left to ward off enemy cats.
  • It’s okay to have whiskers and pointy ears.
  • Look for a patch of sunshine and stay there.
  • Naps are cool.
  • Don’t fuss about your food, or the one who feeds you may start buying a cheaper brand.
  • Purring will get you everywhere. 
  • Master the “Shocked and Innocent Look” if someone laughs at you. Better yet, stick your nose in the air and saunter away, pretending you don’t care.
  •  Naps are fun.
  • Act as if you know what you’re doing even if you don’t have a clue.
  • Convince those around you how blessed they are to live in the same universe with you.
  • Refuse to give up. If one bird escapes, climb another tree.
  • Naps are refreshing.
Similar to cats, people are a mix of aggravating and endearing qualities. When I’m tempted to dismiss a brother or sister as too ornery to tolerate, I remember how God bears with my faults and stupid mistakes. Receiving His unconditional love frees me to love myself and others, focusing on positive qualities.  
Now if I could convince my husband to see the good in our kitties…

“Nutty with a dash of meat” best describes Jeanette Levellie’s speaking, writing and life. She has published hundreds of humor/inspirational columns, articles, greeting cards, and poems. A spunky pastor’s wife, Jeanette is the mother of two, grandmother of three, and waitress to four cats. Her first book, Mirth and Worth in the Real Lane, will be released in April, 2012. Find her mirthful musings at www.jeanettelevellie.com

8 comments:

  1. I love kitties! :-) Cute list too.

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  2. "Look for a patch of sunshine and stay there."

    Good advice. And if the sunshine is not immediately apparent, don't give up on it.

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  3. Naps are cool!

    I've only met one kitty that swept me off my feet. She was adorable and cuddly sweet!

    I can't wait to get my hands on the book:)

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  4. Jeanette:
    We haven't had good experiences with pets and Hubby doesn't like cats. But I do find the thoughts your cats have taught you to be very interesting.

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  5. Followed you over here from your blog...

    I love cats. My daughter has two. I spoil them when I come over and call them my grandkitties. I would have one, but we have two dogs and one is a greyhound - not small animal friendly.

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  6. "Ornery" that would be me on many days! So glad many look past my crankiness, too! Love all our fur babies! They provide "many" life lessons for us.

    Hugs,
    andrea

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  7. Ha, waitress of cats-love that! Yes, my "dog" -sorry- teaches me to love no matter what goes on.

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  8. Kitties are my JOY.... they are as wise as they are lovable... 'specially about naps!

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